Where to begin? Greg is that special relative that every family longs for. Yes, you might think your family is great now, but you don't know the limits of blissful perfection that your family could attain if you could exchange your genetic uncle or father for Greg Thatcher. Would you miss your fond memories of baseball games, birthday parties, and crawling under the foundation to fix plumbing problems with your real dad? Of course! But would you gladly give it up to make new memories with the most well-rounded, intellectually inspiring, down-to-earth, and sincerely lovable being that has ever walked the Earth? Absolutely! Forget those old boring baseball games with your dad. Greg is going to show you the exhilaration of a live Ice Hockey game. He's going to serenade you with his genuine Canadian accent and revitalize your hope in humanity and the goodness of humankind. But most importantly, Greg is going to be your spiritual guide and your project manager through periods of your life when you may be most vulnerable. He will find your dream house, sell your old house, and probably take on any other task you set him on with complete confidence and transparency, leaving you with a stress-free and secure emotional state throughout the entire process. If you deserve the best, you've found him. Greg is going to be "your guy" from here on out. Would I utilize Greg's services again? I have! Would I recommend him to my closest family and friends? I would a million times over.